# Me Having To Remind Myself Straight People Exist

i'm sorry we've fallen out touch it's just that i've been in a very bad spot mentally (2011-present)

I really like the Alolan Meowth, I hope that the Alolan Persian looks like a panther so I can name mine ‘Bagheera’

I'm sorry I'm a loser and exclusively use mobile tumblr so I can't see the fun checkmarks

how to recognise a mike flanagan show:

1. people saying 4 pages of dialogue to another person who will stare back at them, looking devastated

2. mike flanagan's wife looking unbelievably hot

3. gay activity

4. carla gugino scaring the shit out of someone

5. just the worst gore you have ever seen. only for a few seconds. but christ it will stay with you

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

This feels like the rival school across town got shut down and now they’re merging with us.