Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”
Absolute SuperWonderBat by Dan Mora
God's in 300 PlayStations and She's also your dead girlfriend and She's ALSO your dead girlfriend's girlfriend who loved her so very much that She tried and failed to save her 12,483 times as she was dying
An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)
he tiny...please don't yell at him 🫣
Henry Cavill as Gus March-Phillips THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE (2024) Dir: Guy Ritchie
that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.
Henry Cavill at the 8th Annual Tribeca Film Festival - 'Whatever Works' Premiere at New York, April 22, 2009