It's A Lot Healthier To Go For A Daily Walk Than To Sign Up For A Gym Membership You Won't Be Using Because

if we want to stop the patriarchal concept of surnames being passed down the male line, we have a few options options that i’d be 100% fine with:

children get whichever surname is cooler, to eliminate uncool surnames over the generations

children get whichever surname is rarer, to achieve a utopian future in a few centuries where all surnames are more or less equally common

children’s surnames are randomly generated: say, heads for parent #1’s surname, tails for parent #2’s surname

parents pick the first names first, and then a court decides which surname fits it better. so if a couple named mr. madison and mr. liu want to name their daughter alison, she’ll get the surname liu, because alison madison sounds ridiculous

everyone stops having children right now

feeling pretty doomed by the narrative rn.

VICTORIA PEDRETTI at the opening night after party for "An Enemy of The People" on Broadway (March 18, 2024)

If that's wrong I dont want to be right

QUINN FABRAY GLEE | 2.21

WHAT DO WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) dir. Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement

Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.