I Actually Love This Duo, Deranged And Infant Is A Top Tier Dynamic

me logging into tumblr dot com on april 1st

#Me booping every blog I see on my dash

i paid for the whole computer so i am going to use the whole computer.

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

describe nyc in 3 words

new york city

Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

My local bookstore is so fed up and tbh I love that for them they should choose violence more

#Merry crisis

to love someone is firstly to confess: i'm prepared to be devastated by you. by A History of My Brief Body by Billy-Ray Belcourt