Not-a-brd - Buh

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

Immigration

This killed me

God's in 300 PlayStations and She's also your dead girlfriend and She's ALSO your dead girlfriend's girlfriend who loved her so very much that She tried and failed to save her 12,483 times as she was dying

Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

Art by Tim Hildebrandt for the 1983 Dungeons & Dragons ‘Realms of Wonder’ calendar.

KATE BECKINSALE As ANNA VALERIOUS VAN HELSING (2004) Dir. Stephen Sommers