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"You dare refuse me, human? You shall rue your hubris, mortal," said the witch. "Babe, are you really going to say that every time I refuse to give you a fry?" said her husband.

you fuckers didn’t tell me severance had old man yaoi. i would’ve watched WAY earlier if i knew that

reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

I made a Cooking by the Book edit starring Marcille and featuring Senshi

Astronomers are the funniest people on earth actually

M1, Within the Crab Nebula