Men Invented Dueling So They Could Shoot Hot Loads Into Eachother

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

S.G.R x TeamSFS

um why would i step out of comfort zone i literally just got so comfy

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

#PortfolioDay

really fucked up how nobody ever has any avail. we need to look into the global avail shortage

Newsmax is a far-right conservative network. These are supposed to be bad things. I feel like I'm watching a Simpsons episode. This season of America was written by The Onion.

Oh and also don't forget the ever important "I'll call you out on jokes you make in front of the marginalized people you're joking with" white savior complex

liberal progressive affirmations:

everyone who disagrees with me is a bot

everyone who disagrees with me isn't real

the violence that upholds the status-quo is not real

I am not a liberal, I am a demsoc/socdem/leftist

civil debate is the only path to achieve change

the rule of law is unquestionable

voting is an ontologically good action, in every context

revolutions are a myth and have never happened

people have always thought in the same ways throughout history everywhere in the world

I can ignore everything that has ever happened outside Europe and north America because it isn't important

I am not racist

Announcing the new democratic nominee for president:

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