Rest In Peace Cathy. You're An Absolute Legend

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

Certified piss classic even

this came to me in a dream i just woke up out of dead sleep to make this before i forget

25 posts!

It’s begun

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

I am not and never will be a morning person LMFAO

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

um why would i step out of comfort zone i literally just got so comfy

What the fuck I didn't realize it got this bad with WOTC

"D&D 4e was too much like a video game,"