Blindinnit And Piglin Bros From Extension By Jk_Kat!

mordetwi supremacy

TŘI OŘÍŠKY PRO POPELKU/DREI HASELNÜSSE FÜR ASCHENBRÖDEL 1973 | dir. Václav Vorlíček

ranboo pride icons, i really enjoyed making these! feel free to use em btw! <3

concept playlists;

you’re lying on mossy forest floors, slowly transforming into a nymph, your fingers are turning into flower vines, your limbs are bleeding honey & growing thick skins of sepia bark, wings sprout in between your shoulder blades. your breath sounds like the wind. fireflies litter the air above you

you’re hold up in an abandoned church, outside there’s a raging storm & a horde of zombies roaming around, pressing up against the entrance doors. you & a small band of survivors are staying inside for the night in hopes to ride the bad weather out. you take first watch & listen to these tunes on an old ipod while everyone else tries to get some rest & the undead crawl outside, awaiting the taste of human flesh.

you’re in your boyfriend’s pickup. he’s asleep in the passenger seat, you’re driving without a destination in mind & you have the window down as you let the cool night air whip against your face in a state of pleasant delirium you’re on a rooftop somewhere, there’s 5 am air on your skin, streetlights glint like coins at the bottom of wishing wells from where you sit. you’re feeling peaceful for the first time all week

you’re lying in the middle of a crop circle forty miles from your grandma’s old house waiting for aliens to come and abduct you

it’s four pm in the afternoon and you’ve got your head in the lap of the only boy you’ve ever loved & you’re reading jane eyre & he’s sipping on tea & it’s the kind of weather where it’s just warm enough for you to pretend it’s summer & it’s drizzling & you’re listening to the rain beat softly against the windowpanes you’re curled up in bed as it pours outside, there’s a citywide blackout and the last candle you had left has finally blown out, but you feel strangely at peace within the warm, all-consuming dark

you’re making out in the bathroom of a house party with someone that makes you feel like you’ve swallowed the sun you’re standing amidst a city you burned to the ground. the apocalypse has come & gone. all that’s left is ashes & mortar & sad bones but you’re feeling empowered. a slow smile creeps up your lips as you realize how you’ve always wanted to watch the world burn you wander into wonderland and now you’re suddenly being crowned fairie queen, apparently there’s a prophecy waiting to be fulfilled  it’s mid morning but it’s dark outside from the rain. you thought the tapping on the window was from the rain but it’s actually a crow that flickers out of sight when you look directly at it you’re sipping on cherry cola by the pool on a lazy sunday & you’re feeling younger than you’ve ever been you’re summoning old ghosts in an abandoned parking lot on a smoggy thursday night

C!NIKI NIHACHU!!!

(her match patch has been embroidered by tommy ofc)

drawn cause @dsmp-lainey loves her and i needed an idea what to draw ^^

🫡 @teplavecernice a kdokoliv jiný koho by to zajímalo, fanfikce zde

rozhovor s kamarádem o tom jak s jiným kamarádem píšou fanfikci

já: "ale fakt, vy jste extrémně uvařili."

on: "jo my jsme na tom ao3 prostě byli takhle"

*univerzální gesto pro vaření, viz ↓*

já: *méně známé gesto, které je spojeno s básničkou vařila myšička kašičku na zeleném rendlíčku, tj. kroužení ukazováčku na dlani druhé ruky, přikyvující*

"jak myšička kašičku"

slavnostně vyhlašuju, že holky by měly v pondělí jít koledovat. pokud vymrskáte kluka, dostanete jeho koledu. ať se vás bojí. nechť první hladové hry započnou!

Nas has been spitting nothing but facts this week

tři princezny je extrémně psychedelická pohádka 😭

tři princezny, sestry, kdy každá má jednu (1) charakterovou vlastnost a žijí v klidném malém království. vedlejší království provádí ekoterorismus kvůli těžbě hexcore ahh šutru. šutr dojde. královna ekoteroristického království chce začít těžit v tom klidném království a protože to nechtějí a jedna s princezen je sofie (čti moudrá)(prý) tak navrhne jako řešení, že půjdou (všechny tři) vedle na námluvy nevlastního syna královny (autismus trojan) aby jim královna nemohla vyhlásit válku (když jsou námluvy tak se to nemůže). trojan je vynálezce a má bonding time s tou chytrou. královna pošle naši supertrojku do podsvětí, neboť slyšela ze tam je hexcore ahh šutr premium verze, co nepřestane nikdy svítit. princezny jdou za slunečníkem a pak měsíčníkem kvůli otevření brány do podsvětí a každý z nich si nechá jednu princeznu jako cenu za svůj paprsek (navždy)(jejich osud je podán jako smrt), chytrá jde do podsvětí, trojan za ní doletí, přechytračí královnu (protože jsou chytří) a pak jsou všichni šťastní až do smrti. (dvě zbylé princezny si asi vypěstovaly Stockholm syndrom, protože jsou na konci ženy Slunce a Měsíce)

plus psychotické záběry kamerou na 0.5 celou dobu

exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream

quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him

quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you

tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house

dream: are you ghostbur?

ghostbur: yes!

Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)

dream:

dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?

jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis

dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman

ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm

Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy

purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit

dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this

technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first

dream: you’re literally a pig

technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British

Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.

glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something