The French... They Have Captivated Me...

pretty (dumb) setters

Eddie should've died, i hate that asshole.

Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

u ever read a fanfic so good that you want. fanfic of the fanfic

To people calling Louis a hypocrite over the Lestat exception to his ‘no whites’ rule. He was using the ‘no Homers (plural) argument. He was allowed to have one.

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

me & the mutuals

rhaewin being soft with their boys