Behold, One Of My Best Friend's Halloween Costumes, Recorded And Uploaded By A Complete Stranger With

INTRODUCING MY BLOG BECAUSE I LIKE ORGANIZATION (kinda?)

What's up guys it's Quandale Ding-

It's not like anybody looks at my blog anyway, but for the people that do, my name is... (I'm not telling you).

I kinda just have an account I guess. For stuff, yeah. Nothing special.

That's it I think.

Please DNI if you are one of those NSFW accounts (I mean like those fetish accounts and stuff like that; I've gotten some strange followers) or if your just a creep in general

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OTHER ACCOUNT(S)

@thatsliterallynotmyproblem777 (for stuff I yk, like)

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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

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having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

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