WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN FOLKS, IT'S KAITO MOMOTA'S BIRTHDAY AND I'VE MADE CRAPPY ART TO CELEBRATE THIS

Agents at makomart

since its still 4 Friday in some places, have this speedrun comic

perhaps if I have time I do it clearly, but don't take my word for it

You ever just. Think about cheese in bed. Like nothing happens and brain goes:

Cheese. Gromit. Cheese.

update: to the person who liked this post: why would you

Gigantamax Pikachu/Pukicho.

guad, why is one of your three primal fears whales?

so you know how millions of years ago life on this planet tended to be *enormous*? like, after dinos we got ridiculously massive mammals like the indricotherium:

and we got freakin giant apes

and giant fucking camels (Titanotylopus)

well naturally ancient ocean life was 1000x scarier. absolute nightmare fuel. it wasn’t enough that we got terrifying GIANT FUCKING MEGALODON SHARKS

no there was also bullshit like styxosaurus just running around. for NO REASON

look at this bullshit

even the fucking whales were terrifying. wtf Basilosauruses NO ONE asked for

oh wait don’t let me forget that even boring fucking FISH couldn’t be normal

unnecessary and unhelpful. 

I hope i have made a point. the largest animals in the history of the world are now extinct and fuck you PETA i am GRATEFUL for that. i just, i have enough shit to deal with in the world as it is. i don’t think it’s fair to make me deal with that too, i really don’t. so good riddance. 

Except. Blue. Whales.

did i say the largest animals in history? NOPE ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE THIS FUCKER

This Utter.

Blue.

Bastard.

Life on this planet is 4 billion years old and the relatively recent accursed Blue Whale is the largest animal to have existed in all that time. I hate and resent that, and this is why blue whales are tied with late-stage capitalism as one of my Top 3 All Time Fears. Good day to you.

EVERYTHING ELSE GOT SMALLER! EVERYTHING ELSE! NO MORE GIANT RODENTS, NO MORE BEAVERS THAT COULD SQUASH A PERSON WITH THEIR FOOT. NO MORE 3 TON SLOTHS. EVEN THE FUCKING SHARKS got smaller. But not the blue whales. NOT THE FUCKING BLUE WHALES 

Hide the cat with camo

hm…i am shopping for cat harnesses and this one brand comes in 2 color choices (pink or camouflage) so i am possessed greatly of the need to commit a violence

girl I think my tumblr is broken because any and all tags plus searches don’t work? like there’s nothing that comes up when I click on em

update I had to reopen the app?? make up yuor mind tumbly wumbly???

“my esteemed victims of murder”

“living gendered sentient beings”

“humans of male or female designation”

“nidorinos and nidorinas”

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

to the people who keep spitefully liking my posts:

white sus

Mimikyu has infiltrated the pack

I sure do love visual regurgitation

Don’t mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this auaaauhuaaaaaaaaaaauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaauaauuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuuauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa