Wasn't Expecting A Shitpost To Need Further Discussion But Aight

Get in losers it's Ranamon appreciation hours.

Trans Masc Yamcha

*scurries away on all fours back into the forest like a frightened deer*

why does the usa have a city called corpus christi chuuni ass name you are not the body of christ you are a series of interconnected parking lots

Didn't want any of them to have legendary/mythical Pokemon! ╮⁠(⁠＾⁠▽⁠＾⁠)⁠╭

Felt like it'd be more fun to have their teams be filled with Pokemon they could realistically find on their own though I agree Deoxis would fit too.

Giving Dan-Da-Dan characters Pokemon teams pt. 1

Reasons for the Pokemon under the cut

Clefable - I wanted him to have Pokemon that related to his interest in aliens and Clefable is implied to be from space. I like to think that Cleffa is the first Pokemon he ever got and helped to further spark his interest in extraterrestrials.

Beheeyem - Similar to Clefable it's based on aliens but it's also based on trenchcoat wearing paranormal investigators and Okarun would for sure be a big fan of that. Plus, it takes more inspiration from Western Sci-fi tropes and Okarun is also into that.

Lapras - I wanted some of his Pokemon to be based on cryptids as well and Lapras is partially based on the Loch Ness Monster.

Dunsparce - Same with Lapras, it's based on a cryptid but with the added note that it's based on the Tsuchinoko so it's also a reference to that one scene in Episode 11.

Orbeetle - It's first stage evo, Blipbug, literally looks like Okarun with the hair and the glasses. Plus, Orbeetle is partially inspired by UFOs and has many alien like qualities to it.

Smeargle - Not much to this one tbh. I mostly added it cause Okarun likes to draw and I wanted him to have a Pokemon that showed that though I can see it being traded out for a Zangoose since it matches his Turbo form and it's got a pretty similar disposition.

I SHOWED MILD INTEREST IN STAR RAIL CAUSE OF THE EMO TWINK AND HIS DEAD DRAGON BF OR WHATEVER AND NOW I KEEP GETTING JUMP SCARED BY THE COWBOY HELP

"Your skin's so smooth omg what's your skincare routine-"

S H O W E R

"They're just friends."

"It's up for interpretation."

Nah, when you start getting shit like recognizing scents involved you've well crossed the line into homo territory.

Witawy goated

he’s so sigma

Toriyama really said "Okay so Goku has this older brother who wears these tiny little shorts and a weird band (?) around his ridiculously thicc thigh and also has long beautiful fluffy looking hair. Got it? Good! We'll never discuss him again after this!" 😭

Genshin Impact (derogatory)