I love this so muchhhhhh
Edwin: And so concludes this year’s Secret Santa drawing, just a quick reminder of the rules, $40 dollar limit, no perishable items, and no homemade coupons, Thomas.
Thomas: Fine, then everyone will have to pay full price for them.
Crystal: Oh, Edwin I would like a $40 dollar gift card to any restaurant that serves nachos.
Edwin: I don’t have you, Crystal.
Crystal: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me but I also know who everyone else has.
Jenny: That’s not possible.
Crystal: Perhaps not for ordinary people such as yourself, Jenny. But for the brilliant mind of Detective Crystal Sherlock Palace— I legally changed my name— it’s quite simply… elementary.
Crystal: For, you see, Charles made a face I only recognized from our bedroom, which means that he has Edwin.
Charles: *avoids eye contact*
Crystal: Monty has Jenny, his eyes keep shifting over to her.
Monty: No, they don’t. *eyes shift*
Crystal: Jenny looked disgusted, which means she has Thomas.
Crystal: Night Nurse didn’t draw a name, nor did she put one in, she doesn’t want to participate.
Night Nurse: Never do.
Crystal: Thomas moves his mouth when he reads and quite clearly said Monty.
Thomas: *flipping his paper* I did get Monty.
Crystal: Niko has Charles, she’s holding her paper name-side out.
Niko: Oh, she’s good.
Crystal: And I have Niko, which means Edwin has me. I’ll be taking that gift card, psychic loves nachos.
Edwin: Should we draw the names again and leave Crystal out?
All: Yeah!
Crystal: No!!! Sherlock wants a present!
My child ^^
Dress up
Me: outside of holding hands with Maleficent, I’m pretty sure Hook really wasn’t all that touchy. Why does writing him to be needy and touchy feel so natural?
The Cast with Joshua Colley:
boringggggg but its ok bcuz FALL OUT BOY LYRICS !!!!!
Charles: Ow! Son of a bi- Edwin: Hey! *Points at Niko* Charles: -iscuit, son of a biscuit. Edwin: Nice save. Charles: Yeah, fucking nailed it.
The besties <3
NIKO SASAKI AND EDWIN PAYNE Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)
idk how you guys can send anon hate, like i can’t even send a nice anon without being scared that i didn’t hit anon and now they know
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