proper saturday night
You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time
excuse me those are my emotional support balls you can't wear pants bc i need to be able to hold them or give them a little kiss whenever i want
can we both get high and make out sloppily against a wall? it's hot and messy and clumsy but that doesn't matter, we're all giggly and way too handsy anyway and it doesn't even take long for one of us to start grinding on the other, sooo desperate for stimulation because our cloudy brains only function on pure fucking lust