Sam: I Got Max This Chew Toy So He Would Stop Bitting Me All The Time

Oh so THATS who blew up my garden gnome

Salt, are you sure YOUR FRONT YARD IS CLOSED?

I have no front yard, who’s yard are you on??

I want you to look me in the eyes and tell me they aren’t gay, having trouble? Cause it’s impossible, there is no straight explanation for that scene, and I’m all here for it.

💥GARYCATO TELEPATHY SCENE ON YOUR DASH💥

They say that your first video game crush says a lot about you. OK they don’t say that but I do so screw you, but let’s just say that my game crush says…… well…

Religious trauma 

Yay

WE’RE HAVINF A ROBLOX WEDDING??

If you’d like, we might need a suitable map and time for it.

Since most of yall live on the opposite side of the damn world i would need to be up at 4am…

I can’t believe im actually planning for this.

Idk it couldn’t have been that bad though due to the fact that only one fire truck showed up and was only there for like 3 minutes

My school almost burned down during zero period today and we had to almost freeze to death outside while it happened

Oh god. What caused the fire?

It’s www.lovesgarfield.com

The day is almost over, i’ll delete as soon as i wake up tomorrow

Are y’all gonna invite me?

WE’RE HAVINF A ROBLOX WEDDING??

If you’d like, we might need a suitable map and time for it.

Since most of yall live on the opposite side of the damn world i would need to be up at 4am…

I can’t believe im actually planning for this.

Why?

Can someone please tell me where the fuck are y’all getting the images from the cult of the lamb book, is it out? Did it leak?

Sus?

I’ll leave now