Probably Taste Like Fish, Or Salty Since Deep Fried With Some Salt??

Never mind 🤫

Has DarkxWolf17 come to u

….who?

I'm so bored that I revisit my childhood joke rap song, not by me but a Minecraft YouTuber named Rianiayan

Gosokin pala tuyul

Menari di kuburan

Menampol orang

Kerasukan

Berburu kuyang

Menyantet orang

Nyanyi bareng Thanos

Grebek kuntil anak lagi arisan

Membuat sesajen

Membersihkan meja

.. You heard what I said

Has DarkxWolf17 come to u

….who?

Where is the door I'm waiting

I'm tired of this world can you eat me

Sure! Just open a yellow door.

@j-s-archivist @jons-tape-recorder @gerry-the-archivist

It's been days I still can feel my own skin.....

sorry if it’s delayed

Oh, right

Ahem, forget what i said earlier.

I wanna eat something though and food SUUUUCKKSSS

Do you have any glass i can eat

,,,no? Don’t eat glass

Jon in Gerarchivist au already confesses his feeling to Martin bc Anon keep bullying them being together lmao

To tide people over while I do paperwork and graphs and shit for my current work project:

Rating Jons Across the Multiverse

6: the Jon who works for @gerry-the-archivist. He's a wet blanket. Last I checked, stubbornly not interested in Martin. Jon if you're reading this, DATE HIM. HE IS YOUR SOULMATE. IGNORE THE HATERS AND DATE THAT ADORABLE DEPRESSED MAN WHOS HEAD OVER HEELS FOR FOR YOU. God.

5: @archivist-dville-au. Is an ass, especially to curious folks like us. But has more personality than the above Jon, so has a higher ranking.

4: the one in the same universe as @archivist-shelley. My Wyrm spies say crispy fried Jon Distortion tastes good, but it got kinda spiraled in the process.

3🥉: @the-archivist-tma. Pretty standard archivist Jon. Can be a bit of a prick, but means well.

2🥈: Jonny D'ville. Funny asshole. Good music. Seemingly immortal. What else to say?

1🥇: @jonnywaistcoat. The og. Funny guy. Good singer. Amazing horror author. Also feels unfair to put a character based on his work above him.

I shall now return to celebrating my birthday by drinking! (God I love UK drinking laws)

How did you know i also eat plastics once

Do you have any glass i can eat

,,,no? Don’t eat glass