Scissors Cuts You Down And Occasionally Runs You Through, Rock Just Bludgeons You To Death, And Paper

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creator has a visual novel franchise spanning several games and a double digit number of characters where every single story gets ONLY happy endings, then drops an FPS featuring every single one that approaches spec ops: the line in how dark it is. this FPS is canon and now in every future release everyone has PTSD from the war

vn creator who releases a multiplayer fps featuring their characters for April Fools day

the ancients were drippin like crazy fr like the guy on the friends one got them jordans on fr fr

lmao no eat this regular missile instead 💥

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

just beat bug fables gg ez (after a million years of doing as many side quests as i can right before the final boss fight)

immortalized in history

sent/returned to god

sent to investigate the pearly gates

returned to the aether realm

went to valhalla

crashed and went to sleep

became a mere physical object

of interest to historians

met julius caesar

found out they were (in)correct as a religious person

found out

arrived to their final destination

took the exit out of the highway of life

hopped on the highway to hell

went up the stairway to heaven

tried to switch to the fast lane while in the fast lane

forgot they were driving in the uk

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

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1. change all the e’s in your url to “3” 2. change all the o’s in your url to “0” 3. change all the i’s in your url to “1” 4. add some dashes everywhere 5. put “Xx_” and “_xX” at the beginning and end 6. your new emo chat forum url

didn't know what poutine was so i looked it up and it's apparently fries, cheese and brown gravy. also i got chicken alfredo, so yeah i'm eating like a king frfr

You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

he may be stupid,

(you're in a frolicking competition and it's a close match, the judges and the judges they hired are sweating broadsides just trying to come up with a conclusion)