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the ancients were drippin like crazy fr like the guy on the friends one got them jordans on fr fr

you! tumblr user!

ok here's what i was cooking, had to compromise on the thing being pointed at since two things won (original under cut)

immortalized in history

sent/returned to god

sent to investigate the pearly gates

returned to the aether realm

went to valhalla

crashed and went to sleep

became a mere physical object

of interest to historians

met julius caesar

found out they were (in)correct as a religious person

found out

arrived to their final destination

took the exit out of the highway of life

hopped on the highway to hell

went up the stairway to heaven

tried to switch to the fast lane while in the fast lane

forgot they were driving in the uk

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

(you're in a frolicking competition and it's a close match, the judges and the judges they hired are sweating broadsides just trying to come up with a conclusion)

I got possessed and now this exists.

Isabeau: "it's a full moon, you need to run!"

Siffrin: "what?? Why??"

Isabeau: "I turn into a beast when it's a full moon, GO!!"

Siffrin backs up slowly...and Isabeau dramatically clutches his head, dropping to his knees .... Before finally looking up at Siffrin then saying

Isabeau: "hello everybody my name is Markiplier"

egga

ESO 350-40, Cartwheel Galaxy

hello everybody, 257 here, this year's gonna be a year, according to a professional year expert

yeah the rest of the body, the hips may lie but what about the rest of the body?

my hips would lie to you