The "put Baby In Pelican Mouth" Meme Is NOT Funny Pelicans Really Do Eat Children. I Know Because It

immortalized in history

sent/returned to god

sent to investigate the pearly gates

returned to the aether realm

went to valhalla

crashed and went to sleep

became a mere physical object

of interest to historians

met julius caesar

found out they were (in)correct as a religious person

found out

arrived to their final destination

took the exit out of the highway of life

hopped on the highway to hell

went up the stairway to heaven

tried to switch to the fast lane while in the fast lane

forgot they were driving in the uk

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

"oh hey, wonder what's anuken cooki- WHAT THE ACTUAL-"

would perfectly fit in cis and het tbh

loop but their chest star thing is a cross instead, i havent really developed this joke further than that. would someone be crucified on it? would it be like one of those catholic sonic fan art?

yeah the rest of the body, the hips may lie but what about the rest of the body?

my hips would lie to you

date sim where you gotta be as hated as possible, call that a hate sim

Dating sim except if you try to romance the characters, they'll reject you. An anti dating sim

EEE-XIT LIIIGHT! [angrily pointing at the door and staring into a lamp's soul]

I got possessed and now this exists.

Isabeau: "it's a full moon, you need to run!"

Siffrin: "what?? Why??"

Isabeau: "I turn into a beast when it's a full moon, GO!!"

Siffrin backs up slowly...and Isabeau dramatically clutches his head, dropping to his knees .... Before finally looking up at Siffrin then saying

Isabeau: "hello everybody my name is Markiplier"

hey wait a minute, did LUCA from worldless's name come from LUCA from biology? if so, this may imply everything is at least distantly* related to it and eachother

hey look

spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle