Jjk Chapter 149 Spoilers Below

today is my first day at summer camp and how much time do you think it'll take me to swear in front of a child? I'd go with ten minutes bc I wanna be hopeful

I know I've got a big ego

I really don't know why it's such a big deal though

bones: we can't show fyodor's cute sneeze or people won't take him seriously anymore

also bones: fyodor does the naruto run

Happy Mother’s Day

Sally Jackson is my favorite mother in fictional worlds. She’s strong, smart, sassy as fuck and would do anything for her son. She’s an inspiration as a mother and as a woman, and I’m grateful that uncle Rick created her. 

So Happy Mother’s Day to my mom and to all the mothers in the world that deserve to be called like that. And to all the kids who have abusive mothers or parents, take this day to remember that you won’t become your parents in the future, you can do better, be better. You can escape abusive relationships, you just need to never stop fighting because you’re not alone and you’ll create your family soon.

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the boy named crow 

(Kafka on the shore, by Haruki Murakami)

This book is surely one of my favourite, you must read it.

reminder not to forget the pope when you're kissing the homies goodnight

y'all describing lance's eyes in fanfictions be like:

selfie with bae aha 👄👅

(ig prompt)