Seething About The Fact That I Will Never Experience Photosynthesis In My Own Useless Cells. I Bet It

'just a reminder to reblog posts! tumblr isnt like other sites where likes boost visibility' i don't care if your post gets visibility or not. hope this helps. if you want me to reblog it try posting better.

Solas/Elvhen murals 🥰🥰🥰

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either

"You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire"

Spotted in Edinburgh, Scotland

asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

i was kind of imagining all 15 pipes dropping at the same time in one cacophony but he drops them one after another very methodically and then sighs and goes At least i only dropped 14 of them.. & then there's. well you're smart you can figure this one out