Landlords Fear The Humble Fridge Fish Farmer

that didn't happen

okay but I feel like a few of these aren't typically pink

What does hate fuck mean ?

[Image ID: An edited xkcd comic. Person 1 says, "FNAF game lore is second nature to us game theorists so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only know the difference between the bite of 83 and the bite of 87." Person 2 adds, "And time travelling ball pit of course." Person 1 replies, "Of course." The caption at the bottom of the image reads, "Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field." /End ID.]

"Humans as space orcs/space Steve Irwins" is always a fun worldbuilding exercise, but imagine if our behavior is fairly normal but something we take for granted is utterly alien to the galaxy at large.

Like, what if Earth was one of the handful of biomes to crack photosynthesis but none ever saw it adopted and adapted to the scale we see it one earth.

Chemotrophic tree analogs that fill the role of mushrooms on earth, whole forests of the dead just how things are done.

The idea that the forest can be a living place is utterly shocking to the august civilized peoples.

Sure, says the galaxy's archivists, photosynthesis works on the cellular levels and there are some impressive bacterial mats on Cestus XI, but a field of wild grass is beautiful and terrifying simply because it's so far out of their experience and context.

I've discovered corrupted venti. he has quickly taken place as my new obsession. I would happily die for this man

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

I think a big reason why kids have trouble learning to be polite is that no one is ever polite to them

fnaf but the restaurant is a courthouse and the animatronics are mechanical lawyers possessed by the spirits of clients that were wrongfully convicted guilty