" Dark Clouds Over The Sea " //© Insel Rügen

those spice eating contests would go wild. those people who eat blowfish and jellyfish? grapefruits. caffeine!! there's a lot of foods we're technically not supposed to eat but we do it anyways because we're like that

You know how certain tastes allow you to know that you shouldn't eat something, though humans are weird so we do it anyways?

Was thinking how certain foods are bad for animals, like citrus foods

What if aliens' sense of taste indicated things that could kill them

What if to aliens the entire flavor profile we call sour meant poison

What if a human walked up to one of these aliens and took a bite out of a lemon slice without breaking eye contact

Could be a dominance move, a lead into a prank, or just being oblivious that from the aliens' point of view the human was attempting suicide right in front of them when the human is just a weirdo who eats lemons

These are the things I think of when I should be sleeping

Please elaborate on this idea if you want to

Hello, it’s actually come as a shock to me that you are more than 50 years old. I had guessed you’d be somewhere around your late 30 (38.5 specifically) although I know that your works had been published earlier than what I guessed.

Anyways, just wanted to add we have the same birthday Friedrich Schiller so that’s cool!

My first books were published in 1985. I'm practically a historical artefact at this point.

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

no no, you have a point

velcro is kinda crazy if u think about it

they hated him for his low-empathy autism swag

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨