David Floyd

also consider: back porch

today I got a chemical burn from cutting up hot peppers for salsa. how was your day?

Pretty good! That didn't happen to me

idk I think it was something without context and it was made a meme

FINE. I'VE REMOVED HIM FROM THE PLINKO.

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

there is something to be said for going to zoos and aquariums on weekdays to avoid school-aged crowds but going to the aviary on a weekend is fun because going into big greenhouses and watching toddlers who just learned to walk encounter loose tropical animals taller than they are is part of the overall experience for me.

to me a three year old is just as much an entertaining and strange beast as an egret. and here they can interact directly. incredible.

just popped a bunch of acne and then wiped over the spots with hydrogen peroxide before washing it, both to disinfect it and because I wanted to see what would happen. it didn't hurt and was just kinda tingly. a little disappointed tbh

i know i can't argue with reality here but it's devastatingly unromantic that blood transfusions only work if you have compatible blood types

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!