Thinking Abt That Time In One Of My Art Classes When The Prof Put Up A Silhouette Of L From Death Note

It makes me happy when they listen

today I got a chemical burn from cutting up hot peppers for salsa. how was your day?

Pretty good! That didn't happen to me

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

love when the website has a stroke and we all collectively try to drag ourselves down with it

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

he's never found him more attractive

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie