My Attempts To Get Better At Less Defined Outlines And Shading Are Proving Somewhat Successful

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

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Still the best gaming fact.

Furina: Hey, Venti, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Venti: Yeah.

Furina: And you, Zhongli?

Zhongli: Umm… yes?

Furina: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Zhongli: Did she just-

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

every so often i just think about how good it was that the most foolproof one-size-fits-all solution for dealing with basically any horrifyingly evil supernatural monster of the week in the magnus archives was just. burying them in concrete. like yeah i can believe that a few tons of grey brutalist slop would stop the wolfman or pretty much anything in its tracks to be honest. they use that shit on nuclear waste. do you honestly think you're stronger than a nuke? a fucking nuke?

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

Baby stingray and the photo bomber

Me, every time AO3 is down:

Please I cannot keep going on like this. I need my daily fix of gay fanfiction. I hope they will be able to fix it soon. I cannot stand being alone with my own thoughts for so long 😭

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