Make The Most Of The Next Two Months

I think a big reason why kids have trouble learning to be polite is that no one is ever polite to them

cats love tupperware beds

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

AS I WAS SAYING!!!!!

I think it would be funny if the land inverted. like, sea level swaps. hills become valleys, valleys become hills, the Netherlands is still completely fine because they're already below sea level, etc

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player