Somebody Really Went, “Fine, You Like Free Solo? You Like A Yoked Autistic Man Who Lives In A Van And

not enough people talk about how rf kuang immediately writes a book shitting on anything she decides is bad no matter her connection to it and how iconic it is. lived in the us? fuck you, here’s tpw. graduated oxford? babel. harper collins published her book?? here, publish this one thats directly a call out about you.

what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

no. no no no

"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident

“Percy Jackson is a POWERFUL demigod. FORBIDDEN even. he is a DanGEr and a menace”

Percy, the moment he sees the Oracle: *worst voice crack imaginable* h i

your cum does not impress me dr watson

i think my centre of mass just dislocated

That’s the thing about being an adult standing beside your childhood race car bed. Time collapses, and instead of the version of you you’ve built from scratch, you’re all the hackneyed drafts that came before, all at once.

[Book Lovers by Emily Henry]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

slytherin culture is staying up in ur room with the window open under neath ur comforters, listening to Achilles Come Down at full volume and speed running all ur math assignments u labeled as too unimportant to do.