Can You Draw A Tiny Lizard Dragon That Secretly Hoards Pennies?

Safety First

AKA: The infamous Neutron Cream prank. Simon and Chris get Zach, Zoe, Benedict, Jon, and Karl.

my celebrity crushes range from “I find this person attractive” to “I will now watch every dumpster fire of a movie they have ever appeared in for even five seconds” with very little in between….

“Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.” ― Rabindranath Tagore, Stray Birds

Penguin chasing a butterfly. This is one of the cutest things i have ever seen. 

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Everytime this appears on my dash, I always have a giggle.  So funny.

marvel pressure [6/?]  -  part two

Bonus:

Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs performing Fast Car at the Grammys

So there's only one channel in this motel,

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”