Oatmealpi - OatmealPi

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

she's innocent until she's horny

For both our mental health I should finger you in front of a mirror while telling you how pretty you are.

Is there anything sexier than when the guy you're seeing does his own research about your STI?

I don’t think so.

“Let’s spend our days at coffee shops, and our nights cuddled under the stars.”

— s.s. (stephenstilwell)

I literally moan your name when I touch myself but no I’m not obsessed at all don’t worry

Republican policies and misogynistic rhetoric are killing the white birth rate.

White conservative single men are broken.

White conservative single women can't find a decent partner.

Republican lonerism is coming home to roost.