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Aaaaand that’s how you make an exhibition! And present history to younger audiences. And honour a phenomenon. And make minimalistic yet effective installations.

I soooo wish I could’ve seen this in person… Sorry for the long post.

anal tips

There’s a specific method to anal bottoming (taking a cock, dildo, or plug in your ass) that eliminates pain completely. For some reason this isn’t more well-known, but it always works. Here are the steps:

Lube up your hole and the penetrating object (let’s say it’s a cock)

Press the tip of the cock against your asshole with gentle, constant pressure, but not enough to penetrate. There are a couple methods to do this: either your trusted partner provides the pressure, or he lays on his back and you squat over him, holding your weight up.

SQUEEZE your asshole tightly, still keeping up the gentle constant pressure from the cock. (Yes, squeeze. No, this doesn’t help get it in, but stay with me here)

Count to 20 while squeezing as tightly as you can. Maintain the gentle pressure against your hole with the cock.

Upon reaching 20, relax your asshole.

What happens at this point is that because you have exhausted the muscles by squeezing, they will relax open and the lubed cock will slide partially into your ass due to the steady gentle pressure.

It probably won’t go in all the way, so once it slides in a bit and stops, just tighten your ass around it. You or your partner should continue to provide the steady gentle pressure, but not try to penetrate further.

Now squeeze your ass around the cock (however much of it is now inside you) as tightly as you can, and count to 20.

Upon reaching 20, relax.

Again, the cock will now slide further into your ass because all the muscles have been exhausted and relaxed.

Repeat this process: a steady, gentle pressure, and 20-seconds of hard squeezing, then relax.

Eventually, upon one of your relaxations, the cock will simply slide completely into your ass painlessly. Give yourself some time to get used to this feeling, and then you’re on your way. (Usual advice about the penetrating partner needing to be gentle and aware of their partner’s reactions applies here)

We are ready.

Waking up in the middle of the night because we need each other just one more time

Most of these parents have the vaccines. The adults were manipulated by junk science peddled by fellow vaccinated morons.

The children deserve a better life.