you ever run into a post and can immediately envision which anime screencaps you’ll paste it on later
can't wait to be back next year <3
jason keeps getting banned from twitter because he runs an anti jason todd account and as far as anyone else knows, jason todd is a poor little dead 15 year old.
in unrelated news, tim keeps reporting a heartless individual who makes fun of his dead brother.
Every so often I remember it’s canon that c!Tommy had a ghost, and not only that but the ghost apparently never stopped crying and refused to talk to anyone.
That one part where Glatt told c!Quackity that a British guy with a beanie would come down to his gym and a smaller one that sounded exactly like him would be attached to his hip, and he would only cry and repeat, “Dream killed me.”
And how screwed up it is that c!Tommy was still following c!Wilbur around like he did when he was alive because he had nowhere else to go and no one else to turn to.
Do you think we never saw the ghost because he was hiding from everyone? He didn’t want to see the same people who’d hurt him and let him get hurt time and time again.
Link to video: https://www.tumblr.com/icebear4president/766528520341061632/video-for-this-post
VALENTINO SQUEAKS.
HE DOES THE SQUEAK THING THAT REAL MOTHS DO
it's not exactly your prompt but that's only because wade & peter start hooking up Long before spider-man and deadpool do
🕷️ written by me & nevi
au where instead of wanting to murder his own replacement, jason just decides to. replace somebody else. and that's now dick ends up in an increasingly ridiculous back and forth fight between himself and some random fucker who keeps showing up in a nightwing costume pretending to be him
dick's never been more pissed off in his life. theres literally nothing he did to deserve this, and now he has to fight for the vigilante persona HE created? it only gets worse because the more frustrated dick gets about the whole situation, the funnier this fake nightwing seems to find it.
it gets personal when damian starts calling the fake nightwing his big brother too. of course, jason was there first, but dick doesn't know that. and it's driving him fucking insane
he thinks that he's got the guy when he stands on top of a building in the middle of a massive fight, tries to do a quadrupal somersault, and promptly eats shit in front of everybody, but instead of realising he's a faker now the rest of the underworld thinks that nightwing's losing his touch.
he cries in alfred's arms at the injustice of it all.
A list of Christmas gifts banned in Wayne Manor as of 2021:
1. A crowbar. Self explanatory and yet this has popped up twice
2. Any Batman merch. This one is often ignored - every year Bruce is given at least one thing Batman related. Bonus points if it doesn’t say Batman on it, and instead needs to be figured out.
3. A box that when opened, fires pounds of glitter in the room, no matter how much Stephanie loved it.
4. A £10 gift card to the nearest ice cream shop - this ones just lazy, we’re billionaires
5. The Joker’s head. Stop asking, Jason
6. Any weapons. On Christmas we are a normal family, stop getting everyone weapons.
7. The body parts of peoples enemies, should be self explanatory; apparently isnt.
8. Clothes that you stole from them. Again, billionaires, at least try and act like you care.
Big fan of both Strong Varian and Air Jailed Hugo
Talia: *attempting to calm a newly conscious Jason Todd* I am sure this must come as a shock to you, child, but it’s been three years since- Jason: *jolting up in bed, scaring the shit out of five watching assassins* FUCK, MY FICS HAVE GONE UN-UPDATED FOR THREE YEARS? Talia: Jason: I PROMISED MY SUBSCRIBERS— Ra’s: *leaning over to Talia* what is a . . “Fic”? Talia: *shrugs*
Tim: I could fix Batman
Jason: No, I could fix Batman. But then I fucking died and accidentally made him worse instead
Jason: But when I come back and try to make him worse on PURPOSE, suddenly he won't do it!
Tim, deadly serious: I would've killed The Joker for you
Jason: Aw, thanks Tim
Tim:
Tim, whispering: I could fix Red Hood...
Jason: Stop it