the uno account says we can’t stack cards but who’s to say we can’t BE SILLY‼️
tommy tries to act all clever by beating uno but his family gets back at him and annhilates his ultra ego 😚
they take turns drawing carda: tommy > techno > wilbur > phil. tommy draws a +4 card, meaning the next person’s turn has to draw 4 more cards, becoming further from winning.
however, everyone LOVES breaking the rules, and techno, will, and phil JUST happen to also have +4 cards. all the +4 cards stack onto each other until it reaches tommy. tommy, being left with no more +4 cards, has to now draw 16 😢😢😢😢
date idea you come over to my house and we hang out together until your parole officer picks you up at three to take you back to juvenile detention
the way grian just yoinks robo scar T-T
It’s December.. uh oh..
animation of jimmy getting owned in real life
bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...
Necrophilia? i mean i guess 😒
Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life
Tim: Want to play a game?
Jason: *war flashbacks to knife monopoly* ...okay...?
Tim: It's called 'Jon or katana'. I give you actual quotes from Damian, and you guess if he was talking to his sword or his boyfriend.
Jason:
Jason: Awesome.
big and litol wing art dump ^_^
here is the fic from the third one!!! go read it rn !!!!!!
"Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and being alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You have to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up. And when it happens that you are broken, or betrayed, or left, or hurt, or death brushes too near, let yourself sit by an apple tree and listen to the apples falling all around you in heaps, wasting their sweetness. Tell yourself that you tasted as many as you could."
– Louise Erdrich, "The Painted Drum"
VALENTINO SQUEAKS.
HE DOES THE SQUEAK THING THAT REAL MOTHS DO