BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS!!!

Tim: Want to play a game?

Jason: *war flashbacks to knife monopoly* ...okay...?

Tim: It's called 'Jon or katana'. I give you actual quotes from Damian, and you guess if he was talking to his sword or his boyfriend.

Jason:

Jason: Awesome.

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they suck so much

There are a few 'Jason Stayed with the All Caste' stories floating around, but I think it might be funnier if an All Hands On Deck situation happened and Talia had to join him in Stabbing Cthulhu, so they dropped Damien off without explanation and Bruce only found out about Jason X months later when Robin II's old 'SOS World Ending Threat' code was entered into a com system somewhere.

Cue Damien crowing "I told you they didn't abandon me, they were preoccupied!"

i do very much like the idea of damian growing up under jason’s influence at the league and thus not giving a shit about being ‘the son of batman’. like he had jason, fuck that old guy who apparently donated sperm. so when talia sends damian to bruce to train so they could go off on other work its less damian being like ‘i am the blood son it is my right to eventually inherit the cowl’ and more like ‘…..:/ man ahki was right. batman aint shit’ and bruce is genuinely just so bewildered hes just ‘what. wait what.’

they’re training in the batcave and bruce is like ‘im going to show you this move on how to non-lethally take out an attacker’ and damian is texting jason from the other side of the room just ‘no thanks. i’ve been taught everything i need to know already.’

‘what do you mean by that’

‘when you run out of bullets, throw the gun into the crotch of whoever is left.’

‘excuse me?’

‘i was also told to say a cool catchphrase every time i cock the gun. ahki gave me a list to memorise.’

‘why do you have a gun’

bruce has no idea who this child is but he’s starting to get concerned about who the fuck raised him before he got to the manor. jason is cackling from 2 continents away

Dick: I don’t think Jason is happy with you

Tim: Why do you say that?

Dick, reading a letter aloud: 'Dear Replacement, I hope this letter finds you before I do’

girlboss, himbo husband, and their quasi-redeemed tsundere supervillain third wheel~

yes im very normal about them :)

*makes a minute long edit*

Every so often I remember it’s canon that c!Tommy had a ghost, and not only that but the ghost apparently never stopped crying and refused to talk to anyone.

That one part where Glatt told c!Quackity that a British guy with a beanie would come down to his gym and a smaller one that sounded exactly like him would be attached to his hip, and he would only cry and repeat, “Dream killed me.”

And how screwed up it is that c!Tommy was still following c!Wilbur around like he did when he was alive because he had nowhere else to go and no one else to turn to.

Do you think we never saw the ghost because he was hiding from everyone? He didn’t want to see the same people who’d hurt him and let him get hurt time and time again.

Link to video: https://www.tumblr.com/icebear4president/766528520341061632/video-for-this-post

Dazai's eng va said bsd would be over sooner if ranpo was given a gun so

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