(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)
Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.
JL: he killed 80 people in two days.
Dick: …he’s adopted?
Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???
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Managed to scramble this together the past week for an after effects class ^^
The song I used is 12 by Kroh! Go check it out ✌️
I'll be adding some sketches, assets, and stills below for those interested 👌
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A list of Christmas gifts banned in Wayne Manor as of 2021:
1. A crowbar. Self explanatory and yet this has popped up twice
2. Any Batman merch. This one is often ignored - every year Bruce is given at least one thing Batman related. Bonus points if it doesn’t say Batman on it, and instead needs to be figured out.
3. A box that when opened, fires pounds of glitter in the room, no matter how much Stephanie loved it.
4. A £10 gift card to the nearest ice cream shop - this ones just lazy, we’re billionaires
5. The Joker’s head. Stop asking, Jason
6. Any weapons. On Christmas we are a normal family, stop getting everyone weapons.
7. The body parts of peoples enemies, should be self explanatory; apparently isnt.
8. Clothes that you stole from them. Again, billionaires, at least try and act like you care.
Dick: Don’t underestimate us! Our team motto is "maybe we’ll get lucky this time"
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It’s always “evil Superman!!!!” this, or “villain justice league!!!” that.
I want an AU of villain! Bruce who’s absolutely dog-shit at being evil.
Firstly: The worst thing he can think of doing is not donating to animal shelters or charities . immediately feels so guilty he throws up.
Secondly: The second a child cries because of him, he’d freeze up. Stand like a statue, unmoving and petrified. No more evil, but just today.
He ends up helping the city by accident more often than not, and to his immortal disappointment, Gotham loves both the Bat and Bruce Wayne.
“alfred come look at my evil plan”
“Yes, sir, “ Alfred is very indulgent. He does his best to pretend it’s actually good. “ ‘Don’t say please to the barista’. Getting bold, are we?”
EVERYTIME He and Clark meet and Bruce monologues about pulverizing him to dust, Clark (and the League) looks at him like this:
“I can make him worse,” GOOD FOR YOU!!! Clark can make him into his malewife and adopt his 7 evil sidekicks who actually know how to villain. Especially the little one.