I Actually Love This Duo, Deranged And Infant Is A Top Tier Dynamic

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He’s asking for input.

antimachus or just telemachus x any or the suitors is 10x funnier if you go with the version of telemachus that looks exactly like a younger, male version of penelope

cuz like. it really puts the image of them looking at him and shrugging "eh, looks enough like her" and just going for him instead into existence and im not sure if thats a good thing or nit

pov you're jimmy and you're about to get fucking killed

Do you ever think about how varian as raps and Eugene’s sibling is like. Wanted. Prime marriage target. Could easily land a duke. But then he runs off with a homeless guy

yeah even wolf likes kipo and she doesn't like anybody

tfw your boyfriend is the number 1 shipper of you and your best friend

I love bsd because, in actuality, there are no canon romantic relationships but as soon as you remove the context

"You're a rough ride."

"Shut up!!"

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*stars and hearts everywhere* *looks up through eyelashes* That's what makes me love you

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"You have got to stop jabbing me in the ass with that sword!"

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*cups face tenderly* *smiles* what a violent way to wake up snow white

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"But if my dear Ranpo were to die in those novels... what would I do with myself?"

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And, we can't forget about...

"Chuuya. Come back to me. Our fates will not end here. Because you and I are destined to-" *gets shot*