Imagine The “Robin Meets The JL While Batman Is Away” Trope But It’s Inverted. Instead Of Being

spinneret fun! 🕷️ written by me & nevi

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Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.

All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly

And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such

So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.

His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know

Clark has to fight Bruce’s seven evil children if he wants to date him

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

[Damian, Tim and Jason on Patrol]

Damian: Tt, the flashlight won't work.

Tim: [smacks Jason's head]

Tim: Take off your helmet and open your glow in the dark eyes freak

Jason: ????????

✨Halfa family duo transformations✨

kinda fucked up that tommy dropped this line randomly in Minecraft roleplay. I'm a fake ctommy fan I'd never heard the actual audio before today snd why is it the worst thing that's ever happened to me

audio for other fake fans who've never heard it:

Omg ddvau and bkau croosover?!?! (not really this is just a doodle lmao)

bkau -> @hopepetal and @applestruda

bedrock bros; YOU NEVER HAD A BROTHER. YOU HAD A PROTECTOR THAT NEVER GAVE YOU THE STARS. BUT HE LOVES YOU, MAYBE THAT WILL BE ENOUGH. (you still die anyways)

technoblade / @andhyssops /@borealiszero / warsan shire / @m4rms / anne carson /  rabbi joseph telushkin / @picckl / ernest hemingway / unknown / @vixkoidy / @aro-throughyourchest / i.b. vyache / @axiliern / jinhao xie