Reasons Zoro Is A Cat

adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

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thing that kids say sometimes when they don't like you

Source | Credit | Day 14

OP has reached out to me to give them credit—thank you for that! Their old blog "aceofsquiddles" has been deleted, but you can find them here, and a reblog of their original post here!