Peter : WE'RE GOING TO A CANDY STORE?

peter, in the lab with tony: can you get me ice cream?

tony: your legs work get it yourself

peter: but it tastes better with the flavor of parental obligation on top :(

This does apply to them both.

My boys <3

Irondad Prompt #210:

Peter: Why don’t we have any pets?

Tony: I…

Tony: Why don’t we have any pets??

Stephen: Where are you going? Tony: Hell, eventually.

Tony, in a spider-man hoodie, spider-man fuzzy socks, and holding a spider-man mug: Peter left for college 34 days, 9 hours, and 45 minutes ago

Steve: Do you want to talk about it? I know how much you miss him—

Tony: Are you kidding I hope that idiot never comes back

Tony: Oh look now it’s 46 minutes

James: guys I think I’m homophobic…

Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?

James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room

Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think youre homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother

Hawkeye (2021)

It had started like a joke. Here and there with rhodey and pepper making comments like "wow tony. your a dad!"

Tony would laugh them off, a joke in his mind as Peter would shrink away from the attention with a nervous giggle.

It just wasn't one of those days, unfortunately for Peter.

They both were tinkering in the lab, Tony working on the repulsors while Peter worked on his webshooters,

Peter blabbered on about who knows what as the other scientist took concentrated sips from his cup of coffee, a migraine starting to form

"kid, maybe-"

Peter couldn't hear him as he rambled on

"and then he flipped in the air, can you believe it, dad?.. oh." Peters face flushed in embarrassment

And Tony just couldn't take it

"I am not your Dad!" He slammed the wrench down making Peter violently flinch tears in his eyes as he stared at Tony, wide eyed.

Tony ragged breaths were all they could hear in the lab before Peter spoke up

...

"...I know."

With that Peter stood up quickly the metal stool making a slight screeching sound making tony cringe.

Before the older one knew it, Peter was gone. The innocent one, the sunshine to Tony's cloudy day, was gone. Pushing past his way to the elevator with tears in his eyes.

Tony: What language do they speak at the center of the earth? Tony: Core-ean Thor: The center of the earth is around 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there so they don’t need a language! Clint: Core-ean.