Simon: The Best Revenge, Really, Is Being Nice!

Kristina: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Wille: August, probably.

peter: listen. FUCK trains

bucky: this guy gets it

Irondad Prompt #210:

Peter: Why don’t we have any pets?

Tony: I…

Tony: Why don’t we have any pets??

Tony: Can you keep a secret? Stephen: Do you know anything about my life? Tony: No, I do not. Good point.

Peter: why didn’t you call me?

Tony: I wasn’t..ready.

Peter: ready? for what?

Tony: I wanted to be better when you saw me again. and I thought I could be, somehow. but I’m not. and even if I did get better, the best I could ever be is still some other version of me.

Peter: Mr.Stark, I can’t wait to you to be better. I need you in my life.

Headcanon

Clint Barton is considered a very dumb genius. He creates his own arrows using the most complex math and science. to which even Tony Stark is impressed. 

He also tripped over his feet because he burned his tongue on his coffee that he was drinking from the pot. 

He can calculate trajectory without even looking over his shoulder. 

Can’t figure out how to work his DVD player. 

Tony: honestly, you’re doing a lot better than i expected

Peter: it feels like all i managed to do is… not die

Tony: and believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill

New intern: here you go Mr stark,

goes to hand something to tony

Tony: I don't like getting handed-

Peter: grabs whatever the intern was holding

Peter: thank you, josh!

New intern: your welcome, mini stark.

The intern walks off as Tony just looks at Peter astounded

Tony: mini stark?

Clint coming out the vents

Clint: oh yeah..everyone in the tower thinks he's your son.

Tony: and you guys haven't thought to correct them?

Clint: honestly..we though so too.

Peter: me too.

Tony: PETER?!-

we all now joke about Loki being a tree but can we just for a moment appreciate how beautiful is the concept that Loki, the God of Mischief, the silver tongue liar, the antagonist of the good boys, has turned into the God of Stories, the God of Lives, the God sitting on the Throne of Yggdrasil, the Tree of Life, the God who looks after everyone’s lives, the God who keeps the branches alive the God who sacrificed their own freedom and need of not being alone to save the people they care about to give everyone a chance CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE IT PLEASE

Tony:...Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't things are gonna work out. Stephen: That's fine. Tony: [surprised] It is? Stephen: Mmm-hmm. Because I know that this isn't the end. Tony: Oh no, you see, actually it is. Stephen: No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Tony Stark. Tony: Oh, no I don't. Stephen: Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed? Tony: I did, but-- Stephen: You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn: "STEPHEN...STEPHEN...!" You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. See ya. [he kisses him passionately, then leaves] Tony: - CALL ME!