Did You Know That The Pukeko, A Bird Native To New Zealand, Has The Same Sized Feet As A Baby That It

Ths bishop’s twitter post

Tumblr is great, it’s like crowdsourcing jesters

Eventually, one of them is going to be funny, and the collective Darwins their way into comedy.

Some… odd artifacts can occur, but those are usually funny too, just in a way that makes anyone outside Tumblr politely smile and shimmy away a few inches.

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

why is he so

young me especially would have hated hearing this but networking is literally the most important thing you can do to improve your situation like forget economic barriers to education etc just keep making friends with different people and eventually someone will offer you a hand up just because they dig your vibe and that is exactly all that's happening when undeserving people surpass you anyway

Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

i used to do this thing when people would angrily disagree with me in a forum thread where i would immediately pretend to launch a text-based rpg called TOWER OF THE WIZARD and provide them with settings and scenarios and prompt action inputs from them and for some reason they would start playing it every time

concept: guy who leaves a lot of comments in their code which should be good but the problem is they're all written like this

EDITED TO ADD: Sources from the OP in the comments