Savannaclaw Members Holding A Funeral,

Savannaclaw members holding a funeral,

Ruggie: Dearly beloved, we gather here today to mourn the death of Leona’s ego, pride, and Leona himself.

Ruggie: Now Leona, he was a prideful bastard I worked for, he somehow mixed his superiority complex with his inferiority complex, and he was a depressed, gay, and petty bitch.

Ruggie: He would’ve been here today if his momma didn’t find out he overblotted.

Earlier that day

Ruggie: Leona, you’re not worried about your parents finding out you overblotted?

Leona: Nah my parents are far away from the kingdom so they don’t get any news on what happens there or here. They’re just in their small home just chilling and leaving their responsibi—

Leona’s mother: LEONA TAKA KINGSCHOLAR!!!

Leona: !!!

Ruggie: Ooh full name shishishi.

Leona’s mother: TELL ME WHY THE FUCK DID YOU OVERBLOTTED!!?!?

Leona: Well I-I-

Leona’s mother: FIRST YOU’VE BEEN REPEATING SCHOOL FOR LIKE 3 YEARS NOW!! AND NOW YOU’RE ACTING LIKE A GODDAMN CHILD!!! AND OVER WHAT?! ANOTHER PRINCE WINNING A GAME!!?!

Leona’s father: Uh sweetie—

Leona’s mother: Answer the question Leona.

Leona: …

Leona’s mother, pulling on Leona’s ear: Y’know what? Come with me, if you’re gonna act like a child, I’ll treat you like one!

Leona: A-Ow! Mom stop it I’m 20!

Leona’s mother: What should your punishment be? Spanking? Corner time? No phone?

Leona: Ow! Ow! Ow!

The two lions leave,

Ruggie: …

Jack: …

Ace: …

Deuce: …

Yuu: …

Leona’s father: …

Yuu: Well that’s certainly the end of his ego…