Happy New Year Guys💌🎀

it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore

I just got rejected by a girl. I wanna cry for 20 business days. I WANT A WOMAN TO LOVE ME RIGHT. Now I have to go to work.

When I am a femme in a sundress 🥰

Femmes in a sundress with no underwear deserve to be eaten out constantly

sapphic yearning but it’s for a 6 foot tall masc women with a cute tooth gap and beautiful mech arm that could easily crush me 😔

i'm gonna be honest here and say that It baffles me that Mickey 17 didn’t land well with audiences...I literally don't get it. we always complain about hollywood being obsessed with sequels reboots and superhero fatigue and yet, when we get an original sci fi movie, it suddenly gets a lukewarm reception?!?! idk what went wrong but i'd rather have an ambitious and genuine sci-fi movie that takes risks than another generic blockbuster. who's with me

The world is cruel to femmes like us who just wanna be held and kissed and have hot gay sex with someone who loves us

femme who gets wet from just kissing x butch who gets wet from just kissing ... match made in dyke heaven

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

I’m that fat girl 💋💕

every time a fat girl wears a shirt that shows her belly an angel gets their wings reblog if you agree