Probably Cold Take: Gendry Should Have Been Thirteen At The Start Of AGOT Instead Of Sixteen

genuinely so upsetting that she’ll never get to listen to fiona apple’s cover of across the universe

damn this podcast depressing asf

Funniest thing GRRM could do w the Vale plot in TWOW is have someone organize a nice, relaxing, attendance mandatory, good old-fashioned snowball fight to ease tensions and then have Alayne Stone hitting Littlefinger in the gourd w that Patented Starkling 500mph Fastball TM and killing that man stone dead.

he shoulda been at da club

would love to write something coherent about my thoughts on the ep but blood and cheese walk into the red keep (no plan) kick a dog smashcut to helaena walking in on her mother having sex

:/

what if I spent all my money on an ipad so I could make asoiaf fanart even though I'm a notorious money waster project ignorer

episode so good i cant even make jokes did you guys know house of the dragon is a fucking excellent show. i didnt

modern theon goes to ramsay’s halloween rager in roose’s basement, gets violently high, agrees to take ramsay to get mcdonalds in balon’s truck (that he stole), they’re driving on a back country road and hit something, theon thinks it’s a deer but he and ramsay get out to check and it’s two small children (trick-or-treating in. the woods?) theon is in a delusional crossfaded haze vomiting into a bush while ramsay is trying to convince him that they have to bury the bodies before the police come (he jacks off to true crime documentaries) and theon (hallucinating that the kids are bran and rickon because ramsay laced his weed with rat poison probably) is like oh yeah that’s rational we should do that so they do it and then get back in the truck and go get big macs and never talk about it again except for when they’re having freak nasty out-of-bdsm-regulations sex and ramsay forces him to confess to the crime over and over while theon ideates suicidally. aaaaaand post!

mysaria being the one to turn back and protect rhaenyra when daemon slipped away after making big promises and not delivering whatsoever yet again. i am going insane