season one episode nine of house of the dragon: hey we are about to deviate from the source material to invent the most unsubtle on the nose like nuclear foghorn hit you over the head thematic vehicle for the central conflict of the show. Aegon goes to flea bottom to watch CHILD DEATHMATCHES, where CHILDREN are forged into WEAPONS against their will based on THEIR TARGARYEN (bastard) PARENTAGE and made to FIGHT TO THE DEATH for PEOPLE TO BET ON AND ENJOY THE SPECTACLE OF for LITTLE MATERIAL GAIN it is GROTESQUE and MEANINGLESS. oh would you look at that it’s time for TARGARYEN CHILD SOLDIER CIVIL WAR
house of the dragon marketing department: fuck yeah WHICH BABY ARE YOU BETTING ON? GET READY TO WATCH THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH ON JUNE 16TH ONLY ON HBO LETS GOOOOO
sweet treats should not cost money they should come as complimentary gift for not giving up
Rhaena and Morning after returning to king's landing 💓
1 AD didn’t work out the way I hoped but 2 AD will be my year
Sansa-Littlefinger Dark and Twisted parallel to Aegon-JonCon let me go Reddit lit analysis mode for a sec:
Lil Griff and Sansa both exiled royalty to some degree (not a common trope don’t fact check)
LF and Jon Con both untrusted/disgraced members of the small council for at least one king of Westeros. Also both struggling with weird unresolved crushes on a dead parent of their respective wards (played psychosexual for LF)
Guardian dyes child’s hair to match theirs under the ruse that they are the child’s parent to hide their identity (played psychosexual for LF). This is not coincidence bc I am very smart.
Weird unresolved crush on a dead parent maybe definitely plays into their motivation to keep their respective wards alive (do I need to say it)
Both have been on a boat. This happens nowhere else in the books ever don’t fact check thnx :)
modern au where the starks are all from new england. winter is fahcking coming. its gonna be wicked cold n shit. pahk the cah in torrhen sqahre. you get it
"before the feast"
whenever i see art of these two theyre always rivals😥 i need some sister bonding ft embarrased tomboy Arya and seamstress Sansa
This is what egg tried to do to rhaegar at summerhall
the asoiaf strip mall fandom is DYING reblog if you’re a real stripper