Sun, Moon & Roses

all these podcasts and think pieces about the epidemic of lonely men… baby that’s called natural selection

imagine getting thrown in the black cells for saying what the kingsguard are doing in the white tower

ok anyway. i’m killing reblogs/replies on that tully/cat post bc everyone gets on my nerves but let us consult the text for a moment. cat stark isn’t a big mean evil step mother out to get him the entire foundation for the dynamic between her and jon is that he does not exist to her. every memory he has of her is about her ignoring him/looking at him like he is a stranger. she makes up what she thinks he is like after the fact because she functionally never met him despite living with him for 14 years. the single on page interaction they have is when she is in the middle of a nervous breakdown. i need people to have some precision about what this dynamic actually is because it is bad in a very specific and interesting way that affects both characters in a very specific way. the “this is not your place” situation is not grown out of active cruelty it is grown out of total absence

Dany’s Hrakkar pelt

My hot take is that the Tullys have a hereditary Crazy Gene it’s not just Lysa who has it all of these bitches are a little bit ill. Edmure in like the guy who just b doing shit and not thinking about the repercussions way, a subdued Hunter Biden if you will. Cat also crazy like Arya had to get the bloodlust and revenge seeking from somewhere and it was NOT Ned I stand by this. Blackfish seems normal but the gay bachelor uncle always has some weird shit going on.

I’ve been such a hipster about this but I’ve finally gotten around to listening to the audiobook version of ASOIAF & as of the 2nd book it’s pretty awesome? Try & guess who these ppl. are supposed to be & I’ll draw you a nice rock or something

Rhaenyra telling Jace a joe biden story while he’s holding in the my name is paul mua’dib atreides speech so hard he’s actively having an aneurysm meanwhile her huncle is doing ayahuasca with a goth girl he met at hot topic two hours ago and the woman holding 60% of their cool points on her back has just exploded into meat chunks over southern ohio. black council in shambles this week I fear. the green council’s default state is shambles so that’s not news

jaime and cersei’s whole thing is so much funnier when you remember they’re fraternal. bitch u not even one EGG in two bodies much less SOUL

one of my new (first) piercings seemed infected and it was bothering me so i took it out to clean it and then i couldn’t get it back in so i had to force it through and now my ear. hurts

also they confirmed 5’7” aegon the conqueror for me. i do not stop winning