It's SO Funny That The Inquisition Was, Essentially, Mostly A Bunch Of Liars.

It's SO funny that the Inquisition was, essentially, mostly a bunch of liars.

Varric is an unreliable narrator who according to Bianca tends to make up stories about what he wished would have happened. The Iron Bull is a Ben-Hassrath who will mostly act the same whether you've sacrificed the Chargers or not until *that moment* in Trespasser. Vivienne, while always frank in her opinion of you, is also absolutely a master of The Game. Sera runs with the Friends of Jenny, appears immature and pulls pranks on people, yet she does it with such skills that she is rarely caught. Solas is Solas. Blackwall/Thom Rainier? NO ONE does it like him. The advisors are not exempt either. While Leliana is obviously a spymaster, Josephine can and will destroy someone's reputation with nothing but a glove planted somewhere compromising. And Cullen? Is really cagey about his time as a templar. Even the Inquisitor is a fraud. Willingly or not, you gain an army because people believe that you are the Herald of Andraste. Which is patently false.

Then there's Cassandra Allegra Portia Calogera Filomena Pentaghast, Seeker of TRUTH. Cole, whose job is to blurt everyone's secrets aloud. And Dorian, who left the nest of backstabbing vipers that is Tevinter, only to traipse through sand and snow and mud with this organization of lying liars.

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Character List:

Astarion

Gale

Wyll

Lae'zel

Karlach

Shadowheart

Raphael/Haarlep

Rolan

Zevlor

Gortash

Halsin

Minthara

What I will write:

Character x Reader

Fluff

Angst (but expect happy endings lol, my heart can't take unresolved conflict)

Smut (see list of kinks below)

Canon compliant

Non-canon compliant

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Dubcon/Noncon/Incest etc.

Any smut involving body fluids that aren't usually present during sex

Roleplay (unless the request interests me)

Character x Character

I'm open to writing about character death, but nothing involving death of major characters

Kinks I'm cool with writing (including but not limited to):

Bondage

Breeding

Spitting

Consensual hitting/spanking etc.

Voyeurism

Dom/sub situations

I'll write situations involving suspected cheating, but nothing involving actual cheating

Just like the Bill of Rights, just because it's not listed above, does not mean something isn't included. If you have questions about what I will/won't write, just ask!

Masterlist

Astarion

Break of Dawn

Ongoing longfic following the adventures and really complicated feelings of a Lathanderian tiefling cleric and Astarion refusing to admit they're in love

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3