I Need Feminism Because When Jesus Does A Magic Trick It’s A Goddamn Miracle But When A Woman Does

*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

SILENT???? POEM??????

Is not SILENT???

OR A POEM?????????????????

GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The sound effects???????

SAY MY NAME??¿??

DOCTOR ZAYNE, I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON????????????

he must make his big blobbus wife happy

Lost in the sauce 🐈‍⬛

( find me here )

uwu I kind of can't believe it's been 100 days since I started playing. Since I met this character that means the world to me 💞

(yes, I sped through everything to unlock Sylus as fast as possible, I knew exactly who my main was walking in the door. Zayne and Caleb are my unexpected side pieces, but Sylus will always be the beginning and the end for me)

“Darling, you deserve it all. You deserve love and peace and magic and joy dancing in your eyes. You deserve hearty, deep belly laughter and the right to let those tears fall and water the soil. You deserve freedom and goodness and company and days of bliss and quiet too. You deserve you happy and healed and content and open. So keep going. Go realize into being the life you deserve.”

— Unknown

LADS x Dragon Ball Ultimate Shenron Sylus "It's nice to see you again. Every time we meet, I collect another gem. I have seven now. We can use these to summon anything you want."

Updating my old illustration of the boys with Caleb 🍎

In my folk art era ✨ Some last unicorn art ✨

I take it back, I'm still contemplating if I should R2 Lumiere...for the battle perk, not just the outfit.

On the LI scale, Xavier is my lowest priority, but for shooty shoot purposes, I'm so tempted...