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This is the masterpost of my 2.5k drabble celebration. My followers got to choose a type of content, a realm and a prompt and I would mix the three to create a short drabble for them. Well, here is the list. There aren’t summaries for these, the prompt with the realm is the summary of each drabble and also the link. Possible warnings are placed behind every link.
“You are bleeding all over my carpet.” - Midgard
“But you know what? Fuck you, that’s what.” - Midgard
“Show me what’s behind your back.” - Sakaar
“Remind me to kill you, please.” - Unknown
“I’m not jealous. It’s just… you’re mine!.” - Midgard
“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” - Asgard
“You’re going to regret that.” - Midgard - Dark!Loki
“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” - Asgard - torture, evil Loki and death
“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.” - Space
“I can take care of myself just fine.” - Sakaar
“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” - Jotunheim
“Is this all I’m really good for?” - Jotunheim - Dark!Loki, mentions of non-con, really mean Loki!
“What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.” - Jotunheim
“You are worth less than dirt to me.” - Muspelheim - Torture, Victim!Loki
“You’re in trouble now” - Unknown
“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.” - Asgard
“Do you trust me?” - Asgard - dom!Loki
“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.” - Sakaar
“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.” - Sakaar
“I’m not jealous. It’s just… you’re mine!” - Asgard
“Do you trust me?” - Midgard
“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.” - Whatever I wanted - sub!Loki
“Did you just hiss at me?” - Jotunheim - Dom!Loki, Dark!Loki
“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” - Unknown
“Don’t touch what is not yours.” - Midgard
“you’re really going to make me beg for it aren’t you?” - Midgard
“Get on your knees.” - Jotunheim - rough and blood-play
“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?” - Sakaar
“You dare come here and demand such a thing?” - Midgard
“Well, if you could just be HONEST with me then we wouldn’t be there.” - Sakaar
“You’re in trouble now” - Jotunheim
“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” - Muspelheim - Dub-con
“Show me what’s behind your back.” - Asgard - Dub-con/non-con
“Obviously you have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit” - Asgard - Non-con
“You work for me. You are my slave.” - Midgard - Dub-con and Non-con
“Don’t touch what is not yours,” - Space - Fluff, dark, angst and smut
“what doesn’t kill you will likely try again.” - Sakaar - Fighting
“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“
Someone: And then the punchline is a cute little mouse pun!
Absolutely deranged terf about to elevate this post to meme status at light speed: OH so you wanna FUCK THE MOUSE GIRL, you pervert?! This could have been cute if it weren’t so blatantly horny!! Obviously if the first thing I pictured was a hentai boobblob, that was rotten OP’s intent and has nothing to do with me.
Like I can’t believe this is a subgenre of post now. For how long will it go on?
If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.
sir this is a Wendy’s
Cry why don’t you. Weep those NFT tears.
Here’s something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps
I want to prove a point to a coworker of mine.
Summary: In order to learn magic, Thor invites you to stay in Asgard for a while, offering his brother Loki to be your teacher.
Pairing: Loki x reader
Word Count: 3,768
Warnings: mentions of anxiety and PTSD
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Your first thought when you landed in Asgard was that you could never live in a place like that.
It wasn’t a matter of whether you wanted to or not. You definitely did. But something told you that you didn’t belong in Asgard. The place was everything you had seen in fantasy movies and imagined when you read fictional books. Even though you were there now, Asgard’s golden castle was shining almost blindingly in the sunlight, just a little ways away from you, and you still couldn’t digest the fact that it was real. It seemed almost too good to be true. And someone like you couldn’t live in a place as grand as this. You were barely visible on Earth. You would drown in Asgard.
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